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Max’s First Story


“Daddy brushed your teeth?” Kathy asked Max, 2 1/2.

“Yeah!” he answered quickly.
Derrick, did you brush his teeth yet?”

“Hunh?” I asked, perturbed at being disturbed from watching “PTI.”

“Did you brush Max’s teeth already?” she repeated.

“Naw.”

“Max,” she scolded him, “You told a story. You have to tell the truth, okay? No stories.”

“Daddy brushed dee teeth! The END!!”

True story.

My boy!  I’m still laughing.

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February 3, 2009 - Posted by | Babies, Children, Fatherhood, Humor, Kids, Kids say the Darndest Things, Laughter, Life, Max, Motherhood, Parenthood, Parenting

3 Comments »

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Y’all are in SOOOOO much trouble! I LOVE Max.

    Comment by heatherltrotter | February 3, 2009 | Reply

  2. that’s a good one! smart kid!

    Comment by Kim | February 3, 2009 | Reply

  3. Thanks, y’all! Hey, Kim!

    Comment by maxdaddy | February 4, 2009 | Reply


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