That NEW Adage

A pressure-relief valve about God, and just about everything else.

The First Joke I Ever Wrote

A wife is like a straight-jacket:

You gotta be CRAZY to get one!!

Wrote that in my bitter single days.

November 6, 2008 - Posted by | Humor, Jokes, Life, Marriage, Quips


  1. What in the world possessed you to post old jokes?

    Thought it was funny…
    I’ve got hundreds of quips and adages stored up that were the reason for this blog at the start. I may start putting them up…
    I wanted to put them all in a book.

    Comment by Bones | November 6, 2008 | Reply

  2. Okay….
    I bet Kathy’s got jokes, too…

    Comment by anappygirl | November 6, 2008 | Reply

  3. I thought you were going to do that before the palm died!

    Comment by timburl | November 6, 2008 | Reply

  4. Derrick – don’t get me wrong … it was funny. But with two young kids, telling jokes about your wife can be hazardous to your health.

    It’s cool, Marc! Kathy heard — and scoffed at — that joke a long time ago! She just interchanged ‘wife’ for ‘husband.’

    Comment by Bones | November 7, 2008 | Reply

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