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“Where Do Bibles Come From?” Max asked.


My expectant wife, Kathy, and I were on the couch talking, and she remarked that Max (who is now 17 months old) has been increasingly poking her in her rapidly disappearing navel and asking, “Baby?”

She told him, “Yeah, that’s where the unbib — I mean — the umbilical cord is!”

“Yeah, son, ” I said to both of them,  “It would be called the unBIBLICAL cord only if we weren’t married!”

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January 8, 2008 - Posted by | Christian Life, Christianity, Family, Humor, Jokes, Malaprops, Pregnancy

4 Comments »

  1. That was almost the next ‘Marsh Malaprop’ entry! Funny none-the-less!

    Comment by Rick T | January 8, 2008 | Reply

  2. Too funny!

    Hope that Kathy is doing well, by the way!

    Comment by missy | January 8, 2008 | Reply

  3. Ok, but that’s where Kathy’s umbilical cord was, Diana’s could be anywhere, depending on the placement of the placenta. I know I’ve gotta stop killing the jokes. and I’ve gotta stop giving men information they don’t want. *sigh* I need help.

    Comment by sara | January 8, 2008 | Reply

  4. Thanks, guys! Kathy’s great now that she is taking the iron pills that the dr. prescribed long ago.

    Comment by maxdaddy | January 8, 2008 | Reply


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