What Do You Get When You Cross an Apple With a Banana?
My needs are a red line extending from me to God.
My wants are a yellow one.
My goal, my hope, is to live a mostly orange life.
December 23, 2007 - Posted by maxdaddy | Christian Life, Christianity, Faith, God, Metaphor | | 4 Comments
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Derrick L. Williams is the husband of Kathy, the daddy of Max (hence Maxdaddy), the newborn Diana, and a professional saxophone player with a Christian heart who has strong, sometimes humorous, probably controversial opinions on the state of the world. He attends a multi-racial, doctrinally sound church on purpose (!), and lives in a racially divided, troubled city.
There’s a lot of stuff to gripe about, but the desire is to teach as well as to entertain. He has quite a bit to say, and he has a need for someone to listen.
He loves romance novels by crackling fires, thick wool sweaters, and hot cocoa with marshmallows in it, long walks in cool breezes, poems spoken in soft, whispery voices, and brunches by babbling brooks! HE IS JUST KIDDING!!!
Sorry ’bout the third person!
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I’m glad you got it! Merry Christmas, too.
Hi Derrick,
I like your ? and answer. Do you mind if I use your question for a church youth newsletter I am publishing via our web page on Jan. 1? Please let me know.
Thanks
By all means! Let me know how it goes.